pooper goop

Goop that comes from your pooper.

Dining hall food makes some nasty pooper goop.

by Pimp Masta Mark April 23, 2007

pooper smoocher

1. A person who kisses up to others in order to be liked and befriended.
2. Someone who praises others when it is undeserved... lying and telling people whatever it is that they think that others would like to hear in order to gain their trust and friendship.

poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. If there were trophies given out for being butt kissers, hers would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
2. He has to be pretty desperate to be that much of a pooper smoocher.

by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 4, 2010

Poopershmeckle

A really high guy named Bill one day discovered how to make "poopershmeckles" when he was craving a fudgeicle he decided to make a substitute for them, as Bill put it "its the uncostly way". It's when you take a poop and freeze it in the freezer on a popsicle stick.

Hey Jarred wan't a poopershmeckle?? Their real good! Make them ma self.

by SuperNugglet November 21, 2010

pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.

Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.

by asshatgogodancer December 20, 2010

Poopercising

to take a crap so strenuous that it feels like you just did squats for an hour.

Dude! What took you so long in the bathroom?
Sorry man, that chimichanga last night, had me poopercising.

by BALLINACUP March 6, 2011

Poopernutter

A Poopernutter is an alien-like being that has a pouch - much like a kangaroo's - on its stomach. It has one curly hair that sticks up into the air on its head. Its best friend is known to be the Poo Chi Chi. Like the Poo Chi Chi, the Poopernutter has no gender. Many people think of a baby when they see the Poopernutter because of its appearance.

Mom, can I have an ice cream cone?
No, sweetie.
(Cries)
Ugh, you're such a Poopernutter.

by Poo Chi Chi April 3, 2011

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

by Andythemailman April 20, 2013