Pooniting

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.

"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"

by bangkokbananahammock May 30, 2015

pooficient

one who poops while doing other tasks.

Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!

by biigsnook July 22, 2016

phonic

Pjonic also known as phonic

The phonic is bad in every game. Said MiniatureGaming

by PjonicalPhonic July 6, 2021

Poonuck

When you get poo on your knuckles from fisting a black guy.

David: I can’t believe you gave me poonucks last night!
Raquis: Ayo my bad g

by Mr Phap November 7, 2023

Broonie Poonie

A slur against people of African descent.

That guy is a broonie poonie.

by Hank.ie September 19, 2023

Poonin'

1) The act of looking for some fine poon.

2) Also see Scissoring.

"Oh, Michelle? Yeah, I think she may be out poonin' again"

by Mike Christensen March 21, 2008

Poonis

A form of genitalia that is similar to a penis. It shoots out shit and shoots solid cum. Only a few people in the world have them and when they touch someone else they lose their poonis and pass it on to the person they touched.

“TAKE MY POONIS YOU FUCKING BITCH!”

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019