Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Pooner

A rare breed of people that poon everything and everyone.
They also use the faces of poon which are the following..
O_O O_o o_O o_o O_O!

Chris and Mike are pooners.

by Mike The Pooner December 28, 2005

ponderific element

Usually one word that means a bigger thing. Mainly used to summarize and when you don't want to explain something they know. Often leaves the other in a daze of ponder.

Stoner Nick: Dude, last night was crazy.
Jack: Yea man, I'm so friggin tired.
Nick: why?
Jack: Are you serious? Am I going to have to make this a ponderific element for you?
Nick: Ummm, whatever
Jack: one question, When did we leave last night...?{leaves}
Nick: {ponders}...oh... I knew that.

by . May 25, 2006

Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.

"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"

by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007

bi-podder

1. A non-USPS employee on the verge of a mental break do in part to job stress, causing fellow employees to flinch or take cover with any loud noise. Referring to placing a high powered rifle on a bi-pod for better accuracy.

2. A superior capable of causing on to become a bi-podder.

Did Joe ever work for the Postal Service? He acts like a real bi-podder.

by M. Twain April 21, 2007

poiner

An elongated poin or poinis.

" Someone is excited and has a poiner..."

by Poin W. Dexter February 14, 2008

pooner

A member of the elite indoor cricket team, the "pooners" fomed at Lakeland SHS in 2007.

"Guys i heard that Mitchell is a pooner" or

"Travis, Sam, Joel, Riley, Brett and Mitch are all pooners"

by Bourmanator June 5, 2009