poatic

Of the view that oneself or another person is simply a "pile of atoms", that is, with only material qualities and without any spiritual ones.

In her poatic view there was no point in discussing spiritual values as such qualities were mere fictions.

by Gregory V. Richardson July 19, 2004

poached duck

poached duck, noun. a ridiculously inside pitch that causes the batter to spin around with his arms all twisty like.

Man, I killed Shane Vic last night with the poached duck to close out an 11 inning battle.

by Big Z's Bullpen Express April 26, 2010

Poaolo

A person who possesses little book-smarts, great street-smarts, and a horse-sized penis. He is able to discern between many various strains of marijuana, and he experiences sexual encounters on a regular basis. He is most attracted to short cute girls that he can easily ravish in the bedroom. He says that he likes to live on the edge of the law, but he regularly crosses it. Additionally, Drunk Poaolo holds to a very homosexual outlook on life. You could say that he's so gay, he makes the rainbow look like a symbol for homophobes. Finally, Poaolo can sometimes have a blunt personality, but he is very good at heart deep down.

Example 1:

Ben: What is this type of kush?
Poaolo: It is sour diesel, young asshopper.

Example 2:

Ben: Does my breath smell like McDonalds?
Poaolo: It smells like "shut the fuck up."
Ben: Man, I hate that smell!

Example 3:

Poaolo: *On the phone* God, if you were drunk, I would tear your asshole.
Ben: ...You're blitzed as shit.

by #TheRealSlimShady November 12, 2012

poach and release

The practice of fishing through documents, websites and prior presentations for material to copy into new documents, websites and presentations.

I have to get this new training program done. Since I really don't know the materials I'm going to have to poach and release in order to get this done!

by ilookmarvlus July 15, 2016

Poach an Egg

The act of a man ejaculating on his partner after sex, esp. on the stomach.

She's so hot, I'd poach an egg on her

by CubRico November 12, 2016

tab poaching

When a person works in someone else's excel tab and screws up the workload.

1. "Hey quit tab poaching! You're screwing up all my work!!"

2. "He is such a tab poacher. He has no idea which sheet he is supposed to be working from."

by Rickard Nilsson June 27, 2008

wife Poacher

Usually someone close to your wife at work or in a similar situation that is always there for her. This person gets closer and closer to your wife until he breaks up the marriage. From day one he can’t wait to get his cock in her. He appears to have good intentions. But in the end it’s all cheating and deception. He moves into your house and starts fucking your wife. And in the end the husband gets nothing and loses everything in divorce and is broke paying child support.

That fucking spic from Columbia is a wife poacher. He put a ring on her finger before the ink was dry from the divorce papers.

by Sori October 18, 2017