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A person who possesses little book-smarts, great street-smarts, and a horse-sized penis. He is able to discern between many various strains of marijuana, and he experiences sexual encounters on a regular basis. He is most attracted to short cute girls that he can easily ravish in the bedroom. He says that he likes to live on the edge of the law, but he regularly crosses it. Additionally, Drunk Poaolo holds to a very homosexual outlook on life. You could say that he's so gay, he makes the rainbow look like a symbol for homophobes. Finally, Poaolo can sometimes have a blunt personality, but he is very good at heart deep down.
Example 1:

Ben: What is this type of kush?
Poaolo: It is sour diesel, young asshopper.

Example 2:

Ben: Does my breath smell like McDonalds?
Poaolo: It smells like "shut the fuck up."
Ben: Man, I hate that smell!

Example 3:

Poaolo: *On the phone* God, if you were drunk, I would tear your asshole.
Ben: ...You're blitzed as shit.
Poaolo by #TheRealSlimShady November 12, 2012
Words you can keep

paolo san pedro 

1. These kooks have no idea what being PAOLO SAN PEDRO is. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.
2. PAOLO SAN PEDRO is the coolest kind of PAOLO.
3. PAOLO SAN PEDRO used when a conversation goes silent
-That was fucking PAOLO SAN PEDRO man, that dudes head flew off.

-Dude let's go drinking then go totally PAOLO SAN PEDRO.

Man 1: That dude just shitstomped the pachuli's out of Gino.
Man 2: Woah! PAOLO SAN PEDRO!!!
Related Words
Poaolo Paolo pocoloco Poolog popolo PoSolos paolo nutini pololo Poolo Paoloism
A Paolo is not always a Fuck boy he can be very sweet to his family and his own family friends. He can treat you right in many ways. He is very smart, athletic, funny, and very fun to be with. And yes it’s true that lots of girls would love to be with him. He may be very inappropriate when his with the guys but when his with a girl he knows how to treat a girl he would be kind and respectful to them no matter what, if he sees you being uncomfortable he would stop and even stop the person that is making you uncomfortable. Has a big smile that can light anyone’s world. A Paolo makes you want to see him everyday. He is great at basketball!
PAOLO IS NOT ALWAYS A FUCKBOY HE CAN BE SWEET
Paolo by J Anonymous March 16, 2020

dirty paolo 

the act of having sex with woman in the bathroom of an italian restaurant, wearing only a pink polo-type shirt with a heavily starched and popped collar, as she proceeds to pick up small rocks of cocaine off the moist floor underneath the urinal, rub it on her nipples, and scream out a comment involving pizza.
"What did she scream out when you gave her that dirty paolo?"

"Here's the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser..."
dirty paolo by Wisc N. Corner November 10, 2008

poololigist 

One who is well versed in eight-ball or nine-ball.
Nice bank shot Hadrian,
Thanks man, you know I'm a poololigist right?
poololigist by The H July 13, 2006
Chilean word for boyfriend ('novio' in other Spanish-speaking countries, but in Chile 'novio' means fiance)

Also a verb, 'pololear', which means to go out with someone
Mi pololo se llama Juan
My boyfriend's called Juan
pololo by JCdizzystar September 16, 2008
Ancient Hawaiian word for Black Nightshade, Solanum nigrum, a medicinal plant bearing shiny black berries, adapted later as word for African.
"A popolo is a local boy... from Harlem."
from: "Pidgen to the Max" Bess Press, Honolulu,1981
popolo by nicklee February 14, 2005
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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