platyseal

Noun
The corrupted hybrid of a platypus, and a seal. It's call is resembled as ahoo. It feasts on the blood of the living although it is a gentle creature if it is fed daily.

Dude, I just saw a platyseal the other day!!
The rare playseal wanders over in search of blood to feast upon.

by Shilo-Jen March 31, 2009

Pee Plating

when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain

When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating

by Key Wester February 19, 2010

Platinum Shower

When you are having sex with a girl and cum on her face and pee on her chest.

I have having a great sex session with Marie and decided to give her a Platinum Shower

by Wijobryn March 30, 2010

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

Platidude

Any "dude" who indulges in platitude.

A "dude" suffering from "stating the obvious".

Debu is such a fuckin' platidude. He has the bloody knack of repeating statements as if they are more profound after he vomits it out.

by vrakodar October 24, 2008

Platini

With Zinedine Zidane, the best French football player ever !

Platini. His name shines like Platinum, but his talent wasn't tiny.

by Pertuy Daniel January 12, 2009

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by damnthatssmart October 16, 2022