diddling my pooter

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008

phooser

the state of being mind-blowingly gangster;a wondrous hooligan;the object of every persons desire;being ridiculously good looking

Greg aka El Chico Phooser

by Gana Ria January 25, 2007

pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

by closet johnson January 18, 2009

pootertooter

Pussy fart, normall smells like cheese

I was boning this girl last night and her pootertooters were loud as

by The roflcracker February 4, 2009

phooty

Is the combination of an acronym and the word "Booty" to describe a females butt,

(P)retty (H)ot+ Booty = Phooty

Yo Shorty got a Phooty!

by RobV76 November 9, 2013

Pooter Dooter

A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.

Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*

by The Dooker June 11, 2016

Pooted and Fratted

When a human excrets the lovely juices of the body into a solid form while a small little fart cloud flys gracefully out of the rectal cavity

Tommy pooted and fratted all over the couch so his mom had to buy a new one

by Függyjoe March 12, 2019