Peitsch

A unit of measurement to describe someones level of Douchebaggery. 1 Peitsch is the highest level of Douchebaggery one can ever attain. A Peitsch can further be graduated to lower levels by use of the metric scale. For instance, the biggest Douche you know is at the 1 Peitsch level, while another person you know (a tenth of as much a Douche) could be quantified as being rated on the Douchebag scale as being a decipeitsch.

While eating lunch with friends from work John says-"Man Andrew is a major Douchebag." Brian replies-"Yeah, I would put Andy at about 10 decipeitsch, but compared to Cory he is nothing, that dink is straight up a full Peitsch on the Douchebag scale."

by LosLobo May 6, 2010

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Penith

When someone or something hits your penis hard.

Owww My Penith!!!

You Kicked Me In My Penith!!!

by SMACKY FLAPPY December 9, 2015

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petition wall

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

by standox April 24, 2010

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petit-martin

The male appendage, usually that of a little boy

Mommy gave my baby brother a bath, and I saw his petit-martin

by Sparki October 6, 2003

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Petite-ist

(n.) someone who only dates people who are both vertically-challenged and incredibly skinny.
(adj.) describing someone who only dates people who are both vertically-challenged and incredibly skinny.

(n.) "I would be going to homecoming with (name), but he's a petite-ist."
(adj.) "I would have gotten a date, but all the boys in this school are petite-ist."

by Free the Poet September 21, 2011

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