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the combination of penis and pussy.
thats a nice penussy you got there
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Pessi Fanboy

People who support the ghost of Eibar, the robber of d'or, the FIFA son. They are mostly delusional and always brag about their rigged world cup that was gifted to them. They always bring Ronaldo in some topic not even relating to him.
"Oh, he's a Pessi Fanboy? Yuck."
by lightstonks October 2, 2023
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Pessi

a poat who needs his penalties from giovanni infantino or he retires
Pessi: give me penalty pls
Piovanni: sorry pessi, i havent got any more penalties
Pessi *breaks down into tears*
Piovanni *hugs pessi and gives him penalty*
Pessi: You got me penalty!?!?, thank you
*scores*

*Pessi and Piovanni celenbrate*
by Chiknbiscuit October 15, 2023
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Pessi Rigging

"Pessi Rigging" is a term for most social media users representing hate and disrespect toward Argentine football player "Lionel Messi" for "rigging" football by either cheating or getting calls for him too much. Normally said for Cristiano Ronaldo Fans or Messi haters, they will say this for him rigging many things, such as trophies, individual awards, or stats.

This phrases hasn't been very much popular in the football world until after the 2022 FIFA World Cup held in Qatar, which Lionel Messi and Argentina remained supreme and won the coveted title. The Argentine National Football Team, and specifically Messi, were being criticized for having an excessive amount of penalties given during the tournament. They had a whopping 5 penalties in 6 games. The most in World Cup history since 1966.

After this moment occurred, many fans have criticized Messi for having many penalties, saying they were "rigged" or "undeserved". Even now people are calling him "Pessi" for having too many penalties taken during the tournament, or known for missing the penalties, which refers to his miss in the 2nd Group Stage game vs Poland, even though Argentina won that game 2-0.

Now fans have been enraged over this, also calling him "Rigged" as now Barcelona has been charged (Not Convicted) for bribery to the Referees, this is also popular in the "Negreira Case", which is a case between FC Barcelona and José María Enríquez Negreira.
Pessi Rigging everything, he rigged the penalties, the Ballon D'ors, the Champions Leagues. He will never be the GOAT.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023
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Gert Penus

Ughhhh, I hate Jake he is a Gert Penus!
by I'm bored so I went online November 27, 2019
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by 36982147 February 27, 2021
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Jeff Pesos

Hey lads! Jeffrey Bezos here, I'm going convert all my assets and cash into Pesos!
Person 1: Hey Bro! I'm going to do a Jeff Pesos!
Person 2: Bro that's crazy you're going to be so rich!!!
by Payday2CheeseBurger August 4, 2021
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