by boiitismeeee January 20, 2017
Get the prositive mug.A time of day between 11:00 pm to 2:00 am where a man can be sad and talk about his feelings about how he feels about a girl or stuff he regrets
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Noun
1) similar to a snowflake, but applies specifically to those who are easily triggered by transgender people or other lgbt expressions.
2) refers to overly sensitive people needing a nipple to suck on while they cry about some thing they don't like (esp. on social media)
3) a crybaby
1) similar to a snowflake, but applies specifically to those who are easily triggered by transgender people or other lgbt expressions.
2) refers to overly sensitive people needing a nipple to suck on while they cry about some thing they don't like (esp. on social media)
3) a crybaby
"Nicholas insists my transgender girlfriend Julia is a HE."
"Doesn't surprise me. He's been a sensitive nipple ever since his wife left him for another woman".
"Doesn't surprise me. He's been a sensitive nipple ever since his wife left him for another woman".
by harmony hijinx November 8, 2017
Get the sensitive nipple mug.It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.
person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.
by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010
Get the Birth Control Positive mug.A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.
Facts about PED:
PED feeds on bipartisanship.
Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.
PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.
Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.
Network news makes it worse.
PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.
PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.
During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
Facts about PED:
PED feeds on bipartisanship.
Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.
PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.
Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.
Network news makes it worse.
PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.
PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.
During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."
registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
by IndependentForever November 1, 2009
Get the Positive Election Disease mug.When you say something that could be considered stereotyping or racist, but it is phrased in a non-negative way.
Fred: Yea my black friend Joe had those mad black hops at the game last night!
Bert: That is such a bad stereotyping!
Fred: No, no, I'm just using a positive stereotype. I'm being positively racist.
Bert: That is such a bad stereotyping!
Fred: No, no, I'm just using a positive stereotype. I'm being positively racist.
by Schubs August 30, 2010
Get the Positive Stereotype mug.A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"
Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?
by PiFreak October 7, 2009
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