paltering donkeypit

Paltering- "lying", fibbing; not telling the truth. Donkeypit- donkey = ass; pit = hole, yeah you got it! Lying asshole.

Watch out for that paltering donkeypit- he'll take all your money!

by Alfred Misnomer April 13, 2019

Gathering

A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.

Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”

by Churcheducator June 19, 2020

pathepig

a guy that plays minecraft on this youtube channel
hes so bad

did you see the new Pathepig video?
guy 2: no idiot yo are a simp

by megangfhjfghjfghj December 19, 2021

Kathering

The superior way to say Katherine. Kathering will be the most interesting person you meet. Also probably gay tbh. Not a problem though!! She will probably get more women than most men around her. Girlbossing time 💓

Kathering huh? Interesting…

by granoola June 1, 2022

Mathering

A male gathering

June “that’s a lot of men in the corner Of the bar”

Sue “that a mathering babes”

by Ling Ling9 June 26, 2022

gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022

pandering clown

Someone who says or does things so that others will like them. Will contradict their own beliefs or values just to be liked by someone who doesn’t deserve the time of day.

Chipreiderson is a pandering clown.

by RealPapaEagle September 11, 2022