rockstar parking

Parking somewhere that does not obey the normal parking conventions. Such as: across 3 parking spaces, on the sidewalk, in the hotel lobby.

"Got another ticket last night for rockstar parking. I'm going to fight it though, there wasn't a single no parking sign around the pool."

by Spiv May 17, 2006

Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010

parking on the grass

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.

Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!

by Bomni February 10, 2005

Pansy Parkinson

A beautiful and gorgeous slytherin girl in the harry potter film series who is usually hanging around with draco and his gang. She gets allot of hate on the internet even though she did nothing wrong she only gets hate cause she dated draco and its only people who simp for draco although they haven't even watched/ read harry potter series that hate her. People only hate pansy cause of the cringey tiktok povs who gave her hate for no reason and encourage of people to hate her. ANYWAYS shes especially beautiful in the last and second to last film.

A cringey pov tiktok maker: Pansy Parkinson is a slut i hate her.
Me (an intellactual) : What did she actually do wrong, TELL ME THAT!

by PansyParkinsonsimp16 December 12, 2020

parking lot on smash

to have the nicest car in the parking lot

damn he has the whole parking lot on smash

by trinnnnity May 24, 2008

Parin

The most handsome, smartest, and sexiest man in the world. He is a friend to everyone and is always reliable and dependable. Any girl would be lucky to be his girlfriend.

Kelly is lucky to be Parin's girlfriend.

by boo grylls March 9, 2011

Human Parking Cone

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!

by Albakody December 14, 2010