Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

Dutchman's Porridge

The art of spraying the toilet bowl with diarrhea

Man I was at this party the other night and was busting to piss but someone had left a fresh bowl of Dutchman's porridge in there so I just pee'd in the corner and left

by Benza August 2, 2019

Man Porridge

Man porridge or spunk/cum is the wholesome goodness of the male ball sack. When a man ejaculates 'man porridge' shoots out of the japs eye and into any direction the wang is pointing.

Alan gave Andrew so much Man Porridge that he was full up for days....man he made him swallow the lot!

by CaptainDoggyStyle March 8, 2012

porridge pants

Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.

I got so scared that I had porridge pants!

by Birdie November 3, 2003

Porridge Chucker

The name that is also used to describe a man's personal dongle....or love truncheon.

Man A: jeez, did you see Tom waving his porridge chucker about in the chaging rooms!!?

Man B: yeah, hope he washes that thing, god knows where it was or who it was in last night......

by chopperboy August 11, 2009

sloppy porridge

Sloppy porridge is what you get when you eat a sloppy hoe/ sloppy pussy out the morning after cumming In her. The "porridge" referrers to the thickened, semi dried jizz in her vagina which can sometimes become lumpy like porridge.

Bro I fully ate out shellys sloppy porridge, it was the best I've ever tasted

Sloppy porridge jizz

by kazza41 June 17, 2014

Bowl Of Porridge

When you ejaculate in someone's navel.

When Sven was sleeping he got his breakfast early, a warm bowl of porridge!

by Goldilocksbookake September 29, 2007