parental advisory

a sticker that kids think is so cool to have on their albums. (just listen to music you smacktards!)

in a smacktards mind:

this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!

by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004

giulio parente

likes to eat spaghetti and pasta. also is very hairy

hairy like a gorilla

by turner March 11, 2005

teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Abortion: Talk someone into it.

by desPERRYado May 19, 2005

tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

parentalisis

A condition created in a formerly fun person caused by becoming a parent. Can affect behavior with opposite sex and capacity for drink.

Adam used to be so much fun at Raider games until he had kid and got such a serious case of parentalisis.

by FlatMatt April 3, 2009

parentertaining

what you do when your parents come to town and you have to show them around. includes visiting botanical gardens, nodding when they point at things in shop windows that you can't get "back home", and steering them away from drug-addled bums.

mate i can't come to the pub this afternoon, i'm parentertaining.

by hotshirt October 29, 2009

parental grid

Living within your means. Getting off the Parental Grid: when you are responsible for paying 99% of your bills and expenses. Mom and Dad aren't funding you or your lifestyle any more.

Graduate from college, get your own place, pay all your own bills and get off the parental grid.

by Aunt N January 12, 2011