The pooh you do at the end of a cold / fever / flu. The pooh is produced as the dirtiest and smelliest fudge slug made by man, yet brings the feeling of cleanliness and health and the relief that your illness is over.
After Harry was bed bound for 4 days with a fever, he went to the toilet and detoxed with a long but awaited flu pooh.
''Oh my.... i feel ALIVE AGAIN! ''
''Oh my.... i feel ALIVE AGAIN! ''
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Is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. This usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. No real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like 'Asifs' Takeaway.
Sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can't be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a piss. You're having a wee-pooh. You have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.
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(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
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Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
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