Piss plop

The awkward silence/tension between people in a bathroom which is broken by the sound of urine sloshing and then awkwardly being muted by aiming the urine away from the collected water in the toilet/urinal.

Thing 1: "Ugh dude I was just in the bathroom and my friends dad was in there and I made the most awkward piss plop."

Thing 2: "Did he look over?"

Thing 1: "Total 90 degree head whip."

Thing 2: "Sucks."

by courtking August 9, 2009

lap-plop

The act of surfing the internet or using a laptop computer while defecating. Made more uncomfortable to respondents when the user is communicating via webcam or microphone.

"I don't wish to continue to chat with you if you're going to bring the computer to the bathroom, you're having a lap-plop.

by palmwine416 July 16, 2010

cunt plop

the act of sitting on a piece of poo and letting some go into your vagina. you then stand up and let it plop out :)

i was with this dutty girl last night, then her mum came in and did a massive cunt plop on the cat

by the kiddy katching king August 20, 2011

Tik Plop

When you spend an extended time on the toilet distracted by Tik Tok

Naomi: why is Holly taking so long in the toilet?
Reece: She's doing a Tik Plop

by Townsville Tongan August 28, 2020

COURTESY PLOP

This is when you unravel enough toilet paper and toss it in the toilet bowl so that when you are taking a dump the toilet paper breaks the fall of your poop. Allowing you to poop so no one can hear you doing so. The poop then rests gently on top of the toilet paper until you flush the toilet or until you "COURTESY FLUSH."

Ever go to the bathroom at work and you need do the #2, and your boss walks in behind you? You don't want her to hear or smell your shit. You already know and use the courtesy flush technique now you can also use the courtesy plop technique.

by My Shit Don't Sound April 25, 2010

Pittsburgh Patty Plop

While in the doggie style position man or woman, the receiver must defecate while being pounded thus forming a patty which when the two lovers finish will fall to the ground then the giver shall ejaculate on the patty giving it more texture.

Giver: I'm ready to make that patty plop baby, bring the patty and I got the plop!

Receiver: UGH!!!

Giver: Oh yeah!! UGH!!!!

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"Julie said she wanted to try something different sexually so her and her husband tried the Pittsburgh Patty Plop, they are now divorced."

by DeuceWins April 3, 2010

Squeebage plop

A Philadelphia area term for menstruation. The source of the word is purely from the sound, there is no relation to squeebage as in weed.

"I'd love to have a good go tonight but my broad is on her squeebage plop, so it's nothing but blowjobs for the next week for me."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007