Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke
Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though
Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.
Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.
Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?
Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?
Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.
Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?
Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.
Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza
by Snarijuana July 13, 2017
Vera: "Hey pizza rat!"
Rachel: "Are you referring to me?"
Corinne: " Or are you referring to me?!??!?"
Rachel: "If I'm pizza rat..."
Corinne "...then I'm pizza rat!"
Vera: "We are all pizza rat!!!"
OR
Joe Biden: "Hey pizza rat!"
Megan thee Stallion: "Hey pizza rat, nice do!"
Rachel: "Are you referring to me?"
Corinne: " Or are you referring to me?!??!?"
Rachel: "If I'm pizza rat..."
Corinne "...then I'm pizza rat!"
Vera: "We are all pizza rat!!!"
OR
Joe Biden: "Hey pizza rat!"
Megan thee Stallion: "Hey pizza rat, nice do!"
by pizzarat4life February 07, 2021
1. When Peter Parker delivers a pizza "late" and a girl chewing gum viciously isn't paying for those.
2. Every second of every day.
2. Every second of every day.
by Spider-ManPizzaBoy July 15, 2016
The ridge on the roof of your mouth that always seems to burn and peel when you are too impatient to wait for your pizza to cool down.
by Vivi. December 29, 2019
Those are some tight pizza shorts!
by Kkkrazy123 February 12, 2016
Near universal slang in the U.S. Marine Corps for the lowest passing rifle or pistol qualification (Marksman) because of the appearance of the badge one earns for that low of a score.
"I'm going to qual expert on the range this year"
"Doubt it. The only thing you're going to get is the pizza box"
"Doubt it. The only thing you're going to get is the pizza box"
by Pylon0311 October 01, 2012
Gyro: Pizza Mozzarella, Piza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella
Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part
Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part
by TheBookshelfVanished March 11, 2019