Pending

Penidng means 'waiting to come.'

I'm pending all over your face!
Awh, I just pended.

by QFapfap June 27, 2010

penfifteen

Pen15, literally penis.

"You remember those days back in third grade where I invited Kevin to join the Pen Fifteen club? So I wrote Pen15 on his hand and started lollerskatesing all over the place and he didn't get it. Then I told him to look at his hand and it looked like it said Penis. Hahaha, good ol' days, y0. w3rd. N shit.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah."

by BJ Streeby March 29, 2004

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

penia

A word refering to a woman's penis.
Background: Danine's thoughts.

I pierced my penia today, and it hurt like a beast.

by Danine April 20, 2005

pencils

a long wooden shaft used to write

WHO IS STEALING THEM

I NEED MY PENCILS!

by a feeb October 24, 2008

Pencil Sharpener

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.

Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.

by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013

pencildick

A descriptive word used to describe a dick with little girth.

the women he had sex with often refer to him as a pencildick.

by ootmtoo May 24, 2008