Pencil Cock

a pencil cock is when your cock is so thin its just like a pencil.

guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?

guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.

guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

by KingVerneus May 13, 2023

Penicular Pencil

The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis

James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"

by RangerPickleDick666 December 11, 2019

pencil rain

When a girl cries on your dick.

Love that pencil rain, her tears feel so warm on my dick

by McSmithy April 18, 2017

Pencil Thief

Someone who always takes your pencils, and collects your pencils, and turns out being your best friend!

Pencil Thief took my pencil yesterday in Science class!

by sisterjames3.5 March 12, 2019

Pencil Whipper

Someone who approves documents without actually knowing or reviewing what it is that is being approved.

“You’re signing that document without reading it? Wow, what a pencil whipper”

by Neon Dinosaur September 10, 2020

Roll the Pencil

When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.

G: "You ready for this Latin test?"

J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"

by Agdgdgwngo June 02, 2011

bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

by papers March 24, 2007