copy paste

To rip something off the internet and publish as your own

I copy pasted my homework from Wikipedia.

by pipedreamer September 5, 2007

kangaroo paste

The adhesive formed after a male masterbates lying on his back and falls asleep before cleaning up, and wakes up with his penis stuck to his stomach.

After a good whack and nap I almost pulled the skin off the head of my penis when I went to take a piss because of all the kangaroo paste.

by twbsucksmyrod November 22, 2010

Orange Paste

The mildy revolting taste which results from drinking a glass of orange juice directly after having brushed your teeth.

*Alex brushes teeth*

*Alex promptly goes to kitchen and drinks a glass of Orange Juice*
"Ewww, that is some serious Orange Paste"

by Connor.a.h.h October 7, 2009

thermal paste

Another term for semen or cum

Dude i loaded my computer with to much thermal paste

by Nzahm287 February 26, 2018

Cupids Tooth paste

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.

Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!

by Cam Brady October 10, 2011

Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.

I blew the Tooth Paste Officer today

by Daft guy May 31, 2012

shit paste

noun. the runny, gooey, thick cream that one excretes having eaten foods upsetting to one's stomach. Such foods can include Indian, Nepalese or Mexican. Upon release of shit paste, one feels enormous relief but if done in public toilet, those in adjacent cubicles muffle a snicker as one's paste is accompanied by an egregious passing of wind (see good push).

woman: oh my lord what's that smell!?
man: sorry, love, the shit paste clung to the bowl. it didn't flush right...
woman: then what's it doing on the actual seat as well!?
man: shit happens

by bloblet October 14, 2008