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Origami Asswipe

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.
A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
by frankdux February 24, 2009
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The Original

A shitty soldier weapon from the very popular game on Steam, TF2. Almost everyone who uses this weapon just unlocked it and doesn't know it's a stock re-skin, they REALLY like Quake, or they just use it to make a terrible dick joke in a public match.
Hey,hey sniper bro 64, the original is straight,and fires forward. JUST LIKE MY DICK!!
by reeeeeeeeeeee33eee3e3eeee October 28, 2018
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Origin

Origin: verb; to sacrifice a financial gain to appease customers who have never spent, and will never spend, a dime with your company.
"Yo, I heard GAMA hardcore Origined themselves by sticking their foot in their mouth without mustard"
by Skua September June 11, 2018
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orgygamy

Oar-gig-ah-mee

Somewhat like polygamy, but works best with homosexuals, or bisexuals. It's a group of people all married to each other, with no one particular head (ie, one husband 50 wives, or vice versa). Any one parter will sleep with another, or they can have mass orgies.
Peter: "John, Kaleb, Jeff, Randy, Michael, Travis, and Brandon are all Orgygamists, they sleep with each other all the time, and usually do it in a group."

Steve: "We should so totally join, I've always though orgygamy was cool."
by Koloby September 30, 2007
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orgy-o

sounds like "oreo." meanas a big orgy of black and white people
"yooo last night was dope"

"yeah bro, it was a total orgy-o"
by mashuck October 7, 2008
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full contact origami

"Terry watched the full contact origami and wants his ass kicked now"
by Casey May 13, 2005
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Originasta

A person who is original and doesn't follow the norm. Not to be confused with the indie crowd as they are just a new type of mainstream.
Girl: Did you hear? Tom spent New Year's Eve mowing his lawn.
Boy: WOW! What an originasta!!!
by Andy Artyrs December 31, 2010
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