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Oregon Waffle 

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.
You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.
Oregon Waffle by livefleaordye September 23, 2020
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Oregon trail

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.
El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.
Oregon trail by Senior Vredenburgh October 13, 2020

Oregon Trail

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.
Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.
Oregon Trail by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020

Oregon Avalanche 

When someone shits there pants and as it rolls down you wait with your mouth open for it to fall in.
Nate totally got the Oregon Avalanche from me last night
Oregon Avalanche by Jeezus69 December 31, 2020

Oregon Poprocks 

The act of placing Listerine Cool Mint POCKETPAKS Breath Strips (Tiras para el Aliento) in your mouth before taking a shot of Vodka.
Hey bro, want to try some Oregon Poprocks?

Nah, I’m already too fresh.
Oregon Poprocks by quadonkdonk January 5, 2021

Oregon sneeze 

The Oregon sneeze is when you perform anal sex and the participants sneezes and semen ejects from their nose
I was with Sara the other night and she did the Oregon sneeze

Oregon Obliterator 

The act of having sex with someone in the woods against a tree while an animal watches.
“Bro you should’ve been there last night, I gave this girl an Oregon Obliterator!”