omni-absent

1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.

All of Bill's family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.

by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 19, 2008

omni-sexual

noun. Used to describe a person who fucks anythiny that moves. If it doesn't move, often they will give it a push.

That Lewdminx guy is such an omni-sexual.

by Kid June 20, 2004

Omenic

Persona destinata a restare single

You are omenic

by Mimmo May 31, 2020

Omni Sexual

a sado-masochistic, homo, necro, peda, bestial, with the desire to screw anything:
animal, vegetable, or mineral!

that wierd guy you saw last week

by that guy you saw last week March 11, 2003

Omni

Man of little or no skill at cs; a newbie

Fuck youre nearly as shit as omni!

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

omni-sexual

Someone who is highly sexual, often having sex with both genders. A very sexual person who will almost try anything kinky, and will vary sexual orientations.

Linda didn't hook up with Dave last night, so she hooked up with Carol and her dog instead because of her omni-sexual tendencies.

by Nutflushdraw November 12, 2005

Omni-Sexual

The deluded Belief that one can have sexual relations with any entity, whether it may be male, female, animal, alive, dead ect.

Oh look there is Omni-sexual Pete, he is such an Omni-sexual. Yeah i know, i heard he likes ice-cream. Me too! am i Omni-sexual? Not unless you fuck it.

by bangbangbong May 7, 2011