Offendertained

The act of being offended yet entertained.

I am so offendertained at your remarks about my mothers butt!

by mrdweeb October 17, 2011

offense on purpose

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

by willbchou January 2, 2012

Offendopotamus

Noun. A person who makes a great display, either physical or verbal, of constantly being offended by very small things. Normally found in an urban area of the United States. Common offendopotamus behavior includes complaining about the temperature of their 4 dollar ethically sourced coffee, the quality of their 90 dollar steak, or how every Halloween costume is somehow racist, sexist, ableist, deist, etc.

I'm trying to get through the line at the coffee shop and this offendopotamus keeps holding up the line by demanding that the soy milk be heated to 160 degrees before it is put into her latte.

by CPT Ron November 3, 2017

Offened

"Offended" For Stupid people with "Stupid Bitch Disorder"

Gasp. I am Offened. I am the lit queen.

by Emily hiu lwdcfsewqw November 24, 2018

Offendazoid

A group of zombie like beings that are triggered by the most inoffensive of things. An Offendazoid will find a way to be offended in everything, no matter how innocent a thing may be. They are perpetually offended. They hunt down offence where none exists. An offendazoid is miserable unless they find something to be offended by.

The offendazoids wailed in horror and screamed racism when they were informed that the soot on Julie Andrews face in Mary Poppins was actually blackface.

by Hamish Koalaski February 3, 2019

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

by alcifer December 10, 2019

offentic

A subtle insult disguised as a genuine compliment.

I find it offentic when people say... I like your dress. It’s really flows well with your body curves.

by iconnecttator March 7, 2020