Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

Opossum

Figuratively: Someone whose shitty driving will soon cause them to be found dead on the road, just as actual opossums are often found.

(You are on a 3 lane freeway in the Summer. A person driving 45 mph, goes from the right lane to the middle lane, directly in front of you, without using their turn signal)

YOU: (Yelling sarcastically out the window as you pass) Thanks for the turn signal Opossum!

by Harry Hickman December 10, 2006

Opposlut

Opposite of a slut

She needs to put out like a good little whore, but she'll never give up the pussy.....she's like an opposlut.

by Cabbie Aaron July 4, 2015

oppositeville

An actual village in the fourth dimension where the opposite is true.

I really love my job. If I lived in Oppositeville.

by Chief Father August 4, 2016

Opposite Angle

A weird feeling when a girl is doing what a guy is supposed to do.

She gave me an opposite angle when she asked me out.

by Alans35 August 4, 2016

opposite suicide

An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.

Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.

by pickle penis February 26, 2019

Opposite Day

Opposite Day (n): Today is opposite day, so you must say no for yes and yes for no. It's also the only day you go back and stay back.

Opposite Day is the day where everything is reversed. But if opposite day is opposite day then shouldn't opposite day be opposite to opposite day? Meaning that everything that is opposite is opposite because opposite is opposite of opposite

2nd Grader: Hey student(teacher in this case), did you know today is opposite day.
Teacher: No, I didn't. But if today is opposite day little Timmy, shouldn't it be opposite?
2nd Grader: Wtf does that say?

by SenshiButaniku April 25, 2019