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Olive Garden

Where you take someone to get a blow job afterwards. only when you pay though.
girl: lets go to olive garden, ill let you pay

man: YessssSSS!!
by terifupoo March 26, 2009
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Olive Loaf

Something that one think ones wants but that one ends up quietly regretting ever having considered in the first place.
This slang came from a couple of friends (who were roommates) of mine, one of whom decided during a trip to the supermarket that he just had to buy that enticing package of olive loaf from the meat department. The olive loaf sat in the fridge for weeks unopened before the other friend demanded that it be thrown out. At that point the name of the meat became synonymous with something that a person momentarily and mistakenly desires. It could be, for instance, used to describe a physically attractive but otherwise obnoxious or troubled person, as in "She's hot-looking but she's still olive loaf."
by The I Shing December 11, 2003
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olive basketball

A game popular with college fraternities, in which it is necessary to have a strong guy enforce the rules:
Everybody gets naked and shoves a pimento-stuffed olive up their asses, then tries to deposit them in a milk bottle on the floor. If the contestant misses the bottle, he has to eat his olive. If he kicks over the bottle, he has to eat everybody's olives.
Hey, dudes, I'm feeling like bored. You know? Uh, let's play some bitchin' olive basketball!
by Harry January 17, 2004
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Olive Jew

Olive Jew. If you say it aloud it sounds like "I Love You". Awesome, right?
Mom, Olive Jew so fucking hard!
by Mulan McAwesome January 3, 2011
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olive green

color commonly used by the army and duche bags who think they should be in the army but could never been good enough or are just too stupid to know the differance.
"That guy is a ass fucker for wearing olive green like he has a pair..."
by hobbitinguard October 14, 2008
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Olive Garden

A romantic Italian themed restaurant. Endless supply of breadsticks and salad.

A place where one would take his significant other in order to propose for engagement. High class dining experience filled with a tiny diamond ring. It's all a woman could ever ask for
"hunny, let's go to the olive garden"

"sure! I love those breadsticks!"

...

"with such a magical dinner and this $5 bottle of wine, in this tour of Italy I want to ask you to marry me, so will you?"

"YES!! I always knew you were romantic!"
by binary101010100101 March 11, 2009
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olive garden

I'm moving. I wonder if they have an olive garden over there?

They do!

SWEEEEEET!
by Bran June 9, 2004
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