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Old Navy

A retail clothing store owned by Gap Inc. famous more for it's musical, trendy commercials then it's merchandise.
"Let's go to Old Navy and buy a tunic or some burmuda shorts!" or "Hey! It's that funny Old Navy commercial!"
by Brandy Sweater May 21, 2005
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mexican navy

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.
by velvy May 9, 2007
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Navy SEAL

Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.
Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*
by Sylar January 22, 2007
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Navy Chop

Is a judo chop that is performed by jumping high into the air, a leg raised so it will seem that you are about to drop kick the person, so while they cringe they expose their neck, where a brutalizing judo chop is performed on it. Usually leads to instantaneous death, however there has been known to be survivors, but those are very rare, and you should not be expect to survive if the Navy Chop is performed on you.

Requirements in order to do the Navy Chop:
Must have served time in the Navy
Must be a Freemason
Must be from Kyrgyzstan
Must be a brother of Phi Chi Epsilon
B.rab: Damn, that guy is taking your girl bro

Borat: *smirks* It's alright

Performs the Navy Chop on the guy

B.rab: Damn bro, remind me not to fuck around with any of your girls
by B.rab June 19, 2010
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Navy Clit

Oh man that asshole have me navy clit like you would not believe.
by Milk4coffee August 24, 2019
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Mongolian navy

The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.
USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...
by Eat 26 dicks May 29, 2022
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navy prayer

A prayer for those moments in the navy when you have no business surviving a situation. When you should be dead, but for some inexplicable reason, you survive. When that happens, you know there is a higher power, and you thank him. Or her.

Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.
Example 1: The navy fighter pilot ejected from the airplane. Realizing he should not have survived the ejection, the pilot said a quick navy prayer as he (she) hung in his (her) parachute.

Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.
by CSRunn February 8, 2023
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