Mookie

A really really light brown piece of fecal matter. Usually caused by consuming a large amount of Chinese and Mexican food. Also known for its rank odor. Often confused with diarreah.

MAN, I JUST ATE A POUND OF BEEF FRIED RICE AND 12 EGG ROLLS, I GOTTA MOOKIE.

by zeh mookie master September 13, 2005

mykism

words invented by myki

I re-expired my license. Yes! Thats my mykism of the day instead of renewed.

by KMMK October 23, 2007

Mookie

noun, a females vagina. Usually pertaining to a vagina under 18 years of age.

My Uncle Michael does not enjoy that mookie, because he is too busy sleeping with young boys.

by Mookiechaser July 30, 2009

Mookie

not a cookie, not a muffin. a hybrid of both

Will purchased a dozen mookies and ate them like a fat kid in a bakery store.

by mook September 24, 2003

Mookie

Someone who is an extreme mooch. A pest. Someone with money in their pockets but still will beg friends to buy them food drinks etc...

Boy Evan Kahlow is really just a big mookie.

by Dabstar710 September 8, 2015

Mokin

Mix between Messing and Joking..

Naw man we jus mokin.

by Jordan =] November 29, 2007

Mokin

Its the raunchier version of the fake moustache. A phenomenon sparked by Members of the republic of Movember who fail to grow a substantial mo. The fake moustache used often resembles a Merkin rather than a real mo.

Mokin can also refer to a moustache that is poorly maintained or is one of sparse or irregular growth and resembles pubic hair rather than facial hair.

Hey mate, that mo looks like it belongs between your legs... is it a merkin? Ha, of course not, it's a Mokin!

by StarRez Mo Bro March 31, 2009