muzzel loader

This is a sex move when a woman takes off her underwear and puts them in her mouth. The male then rams his penis in her mouth stuffing the underwear down her throat.

Your girl friend got the muzzel loader by a civil war vet.

by Richard Whitt February 3, 2007

Muzzer

Originally invented by someone doing a Russian Accent. It basically means mother. It is usually said when a person is a) Drunk or b) likes slurring their words.

Dunc: Man i'm drunk, oh shit i just puked where's mother?

by Daziel May 1, 2005

Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.

Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.

by t nigs May 30, 2007

muzzleloader

A man who enjoys having objects inserted into his urethra. (term is derived from old-time guns that had their bullets loaded from the top of the barrel)

It was only when Mike asked Jill to insert the happy end of a ball point pen into his penis that she realized he was a muzzleloader.

by Don Wong September 30, 2003

Muzzle touch

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)

Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!

by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

Mizzie

A young girl usually one who hides in her closet a lot and will often ask you to throw shampoo bottles at her. Beware she snorts marshmallows and can be rather... umm... agressive. Tends to overuse the phrase "You don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time". Has black hair and glasses. :D

...I think I know what was in your closet, man. Those marshmallows were totally from a Mizzie!

by whatthefruit March 19, 2009

Mazzie

A socially acceptable term for recreationally masturbating. Mazzie can be used frequently, in any situation and with no negative recourse or connotations.

"Hey man, wanna go to the gym?"

"Yeah, give us a bit, just having a mazzie"

by verslayer March 23, 2013