A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
by Touchdown My Pants November 05, 2014
Ole boy got a nice Triangle Mustache. He must've got that somewhere else because you can't even get that done out here.
by Terry Bad Ice November 17, 2018
When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip
by jeff medrala February 05, 2020
by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020
by iamawesome12345678910111213 January 25, 2012
That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.
“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
“Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
“Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”
by Cassiafrass December 16, 2017
by Friendly nigga whipper 227 January 24, 2018