grudge munch

"After a stressful week at work I went home and grudge munched my girlfriend"

by hydro889 September 15, 2020

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munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.

Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!

by Beester May 16, 2009

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munched off

Bit into 2 or more penises in a gangbang

She munched off the entire rugby team.

by innitblud1000 June 11, 2014

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crunch munch

When you eat someone’s pubic hairs like they are crunch munch popcorn.

“Dude, last night I ate so much crunch munch that I started to feel sick.”

by YummyGummies October 13, 2017

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munch oven

Much like the "Dutch Oven" this is when you send your "significant other" under the covers to give you oral and you silent fart. You then keep them trapped under the covers giving you oral until completion.

My boyfriend got a little surprise when he was giving me oral under the covers last week, I put him in the munch oven.

by The Plurimi January 23, 2014

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