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Muff Uniform

-Uggs and a black North Face fleece on a girl
-Usually seen traveling in packs

-Common among sorority gals
Eric: Whats your muff count today?
Mike: I saw 23 today
Kevin: You would think a muff wouldn't want to wear the same Muff Uniform as all her friends.

Eric: They travel in packs for safety
by Japfar March 5, 2010
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Muff Tap

1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.

2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.

2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009
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Muff Teeves

Muff Teeves

Noun

1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.

2. Outrageous slayer of poon.

3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?

John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.

Suh: Yee.
by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009
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muff muncher

I licked her pussy so i am a muff muncher.
by Kiy September 8, 2007
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muff cabbage

1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.
Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.
by girlofglycerine October 16, 2010
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Muff in Cuffs

A female who is either in handcuffs or enjoys being handcuffed for sexual pleasure, foreplay and/or role-playing.
I got so drunk last night with that Muff in Cuffs I can't remember if I unlocked the handcuffs or if I just left her cuffed to her bed.
by MuffnCuffs March 17, 2008
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Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.
As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."
by MrZero May 18, 2009
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