molten asshole

Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.

Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.

*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns

*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut

by AndyJSwag March 20, 2014

Montese

The Sex goddess of Montrose, mid evil Petty Queen

Don't mess around and get Montese

by Montese December 20, 2016

Monteris

An annoying piece of shit that is selfish and a theif. He also likes to fap to porn

"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"

by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018

montesino

Montesino is usually used as a last name. The last name comes from Hispanic heritage.

Her last name is Montesino.
She’s probably Hispanic.

by suckdick September 27, 2018

Monteiss

Hot af, has a fat ass, wannah for dinnah wankworthy

Monteiss’s ass is round like a ball on a good summers day.

by Erika is hot October 5, 2018

Monterey Polytechnic College

Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.

Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.

Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.

After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.

by Matrix Ender November 14, 2018

Miute

Pronounced “my-oot," it is the length of time to surgically remove a torso, which is approximately 3.572 seconds.

"Man my stomach hurts"
"Oh, let me remove your torso for you! It will only take a miute."

by miutefanclub June 6, 2019