DeWalter Mitty

A poser who purchases only premium power tools but lacks the skill or will to use them.

Equivalent to 'all the gear and no idea'.

Derek only buys the best tools but never uses them, he's a real DeWalter Mitty.

by meddatron May 22, 2020

Dirty Matty

When you’re banging a chick while wearing a black turtle neck

We were hooking up while he was wearing a Dirty Matty

by The Great Zabbou November 20, 2020

Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.

A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!

by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010

Doing a Morty

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.

I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?

by iamrick December 5, 2020

Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.

Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.

by CumbrianMotter October 9, 2023

Moity

If Jesus was a cat.

How many times a day do you pray to Moity.
That's a very moity hat you have.
Do you know the way to Moity
"For moity's sake!!!!"

by Moity August 6, 2018

rick and morty

a good ass show, u better be watching it,

You can thank me later.

rick and morty is good asf
srsly, that shit is the best

by HyperBinarysツ August 22, 2022