by Beagleman June 18, 2017
Is Balthazar still joining us for dinner?
No, he said it's raining to harshly.
Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!
No, he said it's raining to harshly.
Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!
by capnnarcolepsy April 09, 2011
Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
i saw his harley and got moist
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
by michael foolsley March 01, 2010
Describes the perfect condition of wetness. A multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice.
These brownies are so moist.
My pussy is so moist.
He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.
I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.
My pussy is so moist.
He pumped his nut in my ass and now my bung is so moist.
I just sharted myself. My cheeks feel so moist now.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.
Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2014
1. when a female is sexually aroused
2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous
2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous
by rochman March 21, 2008