Soccer Mom Mobile

1) Something that Dottie drives around, because she has nothing better to do but drive her Subaru Forester after a hard day's work at the racquetball club, providing the less fortunate with yellow tennis balls that only Attorney At Law, Mr. S. Herzog could appropriately have a use for.
2) Something that Dottie's son Chris Dellvlin owns and drives, also known as the Jeep Grand Cherokee, that is of course before he finds the wonder of remembering the Titan.

Holy shit! Was that the Flavor Savor himself stroking his goatee while on his headset with his mom Dottie telling her he was arriving into the garage (on his ninth phone call exchange with her to report his whereabouts) after a fine day of racing with the Spencer Racing Team, landscaping, and tapping it up in a game of TAPS? Why yes, I do believe 'twas he, the man with that awesomely hot fat chick (also sometimes seen with a dark haired freak who uses him for rides)cruising around in his Soccer Mom Mobile for the last time today, as tomorrow he is said to be purchasing an even more renowned vehicle simply known as the mini-van converted to pick-up truck itself--the "Spearmint Gumball"--the prestigious $20,000 two-wheel drive Titan.

by I wish I could say that this was Devlin, but sadly I'm not THAT lucky!! April 14, 2005

Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.

I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

by John Phillips April 19, 2006

mobile

The only word Australian and British people use to describe a 'cell phone'. I have never heard an Aussie say 'cell phone'.

Hint: To be cooler, say: 'Mobie'.
"Have ya got ya mobile on ya?"
"Some muh-fucka jacked me for my mobie."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Mobile Upload

When you get road head by an old woman with no teeth while driving a Rascal down the street

My grandpa gets around so much better with his Rascal. He gets mobile uploads all the time now!

by filthy pirate hooker December 24, 2009

Gimp Mobile

wheelchair for a gimp (cripple person)

look at that gimp's gimp mobile

by eucerinboy May 27, 2008

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

Mobile rider

a slut who can be booty called by almost everyone, this is the friend you would call if you want to get laid

dude i wanna get my dick wet, let's ring up Lexi for a quicky, she is such a mobile rider

by pppppppppsum August 7, 2011