Mannequin

when your walking on the street with a duck on your head then the duck falls of your head, then you slip on the duck and land on your ass, then you dislocate your ass, then you walk around with a broken ass and a duck stuck to it, in the mall, then you look so ridiculous that LC WAIKIKI hires you be a mannequin.

Teacher: students what do you wanna do in the future
Me: I wanna be mannequin

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

by mpm July 23, 2014

Good Bedside Manner

Ilana Mechoullam
@thenosenurse

I wish my Good Bedside Manner could be as good as Ilana Mechoullam's. Damn... She's too good. I can't get on her level!

by CallMeGator October 10, 2021

two manned

if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man

"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"

by Livi24 May 19, 2017

good manners

things that you learn in pre school

boy:-Aunt, Aunt I am sorry! I had to look at your extra large tits when you bend over to kiss me

aunt:- what! that does not really matter you ass hole our family has really good manners

by Yehan January 5, 2006

Moane

Moane is an special person. She runs around my cock and sometimes she is knocked out by my balls.
Happy birthday Moane!
We love you, little rabbit.
Salamanca, 30th of January, 2016

Moane uses candles for masturbating.

by FuckingPotatoes July 7, 2015