Sussy Meistro

A very suspicious thing.
Jack: Your being a sussy meistro
Oliver: shut the fuck up cunt

A very sussy thing. So if you were to shag your mother. That would be sussy meistro

by IamIncrediblyHomophobic April 26, 2021

silvas_mistress

The greatest moot ever. She funny and kind and deserves more love

silvas_mistress is the best.

by Kaiana September 9, 2021

four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

law school mistress

Practice mistress you use during law school so that if your wife finds out you have nothing to lose as opposed to the real world mistress that you get once you are out of law school and making big money.

The law school mistress doesn't necessarily have to be up to your standards due to the fact that it is temporary and only practice for the real thing.

Bryan: "Help me pick out a law school mistress."
Sean: "Don't worry if you don't pick well, it's only practice."

by Blam684 November 3, 2009

mistooken

the correct past tense for the mistake.

I was mistooken yesterday about when the dance is.

by DoggyNate September 27, 2017

Mitro

A Mitro is an absolute smack head ,who if you get on the wrong side of, will absolutely obliterate you in every fashion. They can often be seen making gun symbols with their fingers and licking the V aswell. These people are often worshipped

Person 1: "When you beat him up you were such a Mitro"

Person 2: "Thanks man I had to celebrate with them gun fingers"

by SimplyRolando April 21, 2018

Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.

Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019