mastroblazing

Masturbating while high

Dude I was mastroblazing last night.

by Flaminarrow54 May 16, 2018

Mastrigate

An over inflated judge in a traffic court

Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

miscramble

Scrambling a Rubik's Cube WRONG.

the incorrect spelling of misscramble,Miss Scramble, and mis-scramble

bruh the way i miscrambled it twice

by slobbishtoast July 24, 2020

Miserablism

A mental disorder or belief system rooted in societal blame or bigotry for one’s own short comings or failures. “Miserablism” uses demoralization, shame, guilt and legal persuasion in order to force others to accept, adapt, glorify and celebrate the created misery or failed reality of the miserablist.

Suffering from miserablism, Alex often cried foul and blamed others when he got a bad grade, didn’t get picked for the team or couldn’t land a part time job. Although Alex never studied, never worked out and couldn’t pass a drug test he blamed the teachers, the coaches and employers of being bigots and had them all fired.

by Jeronathan Medeux March 4, 2021

Miscreant Member

A man that lurks in support groups, targeting women that mistakenly believe they are safe to share their feelings/issues openly, only to have the man use that vulnerability to gain their trust so they can further abuse them.

“Turns out he was a miscreant member and not really there to work on himself.”

by FaceTheMusic12345 February 10, 2023

Dick-Meistro

When someone is very good with dicks

That man looks like a dick-meistro to me

by Dikmasta69 January 31, 2020

Monopoly miser

When you catch your gay lover putting monopoly pieces in his anus

"I caught carl being a monopoly miser. He had a thimble in his ass"

by Marching powder January 2, 2021