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Mister Blister

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
by couch-lady March 28, 2022
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mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.
Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"
by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022
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misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas
Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.
by Maria more December 24, 2022
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Misterogyny

Misterogeny (Mr.Ogeny/mist-a-ojini)

in its most basic form, is the female version of misogyny, which unbeknownst to most men, already has a unique word called misandry, however this is not only little known, but has been purposefully invented by women to sound different from the logical choice misterogyny. This has been done to confuse men into thinking they are unrepresented and therefore belittled.
Ironically, this is to get back at men for inventing the word ‘irony’, which they take to be a misogynistic word.
Wife, “its your job to take the rubbish out”
Husband, “why is it my job”
wife, “because I don’t want to damage my nails”
Husband, “Misterogyny!”
by Green Tentacle April 15, 2023
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Frýdek-Místek

Frýdek Místek Is a town on the East of the czech republic, wierd people live here (for example Jakub Ševčík with his wierd friends And his 80 y.o. mother) , there Are also 2 Lidl supermarkets which Is cool
Person 1: hey, where do you wanna go for Holidays?

Person 2: Hmm , i am thinking about Frýdek-Místek

Person 1: you mean that City where lives Jakub Ševčík with his 80 y.o. mother?

Person 2: yep , exactly there

Person 1: eww bro you Are wierd
by Satania Is kawaii March 19, 2022
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Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
by NoahSeb July 31, 2011
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Mister

Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)
When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.
by infinate March 14, 2010
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