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Post Oak Middle School

The kids are so retarded that they think vaping e-cigarettes is getting high, and half the school reads at a 2nd-grade level. Half of the kids are related to each other because they are all inbred. The teachers are actually pretty decent, but how successful can they be when they are teaching circus animals? Drama, rednecks, retards, and broken dreams are all you will find here.
You find a little kid wearing camo, hitting a vape, talking shit on Instagram in a hospital bathroom - while his mom is on life support from an oxycodone overdose. You ask him where he is from. “Post Oak Middle school”
by Retard King 1992 November 23, 2019
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Middle School

A place where precious childhood years are wasted.

*Quickly after someone start middle school, they realize that a few people that knew knew last year turn into jerks and douchebags. Sometimes they may even be friends of theirs.
*some kids get popular by putting others down and making themselves feel and look better
*about 80% of the guys are skaters and 90% of the skaters are just posers.
*half of the girls will try to dress loose and slutty
*Douchebags and popular kids wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, etc. so much that you immediatly suck if you don't wear one of those brands
*Kids talk about others behind their back
*Lots of kids follow the popular kids when half of the popular kids make others feel like shit.
*Porn addicts will make fun of you for watching porn
*People think everything is gay even when its not
*People brag about their possesion.

*Tattle tales patrol the campus
*Students get labled
*Racism
*Some kids are immature and still think girls are gross and critisize girls when near you making you look like one of them
*Lunch is a ripoff
*Test scores get easily messed up
*The teachers have favorites
*You get in trouble for bullshit
*When a kid has a tiny problem, he/she won't just suck it up but will try to make it worse
*Hot girls all crowd around this one guy and like him because he has one quality or their friends like him. Then they immediatly hate you if you try to talk to them

And the list goes on and on but you get it
Example 1:
Collin: Oh, hey Johnathan
Johnathan: Screw you! I don't like you anymore
Collin: Why? I thought we were friends!
Johnathan: We were never friends, now go watch your porno videos! Go to hell also!
Other randumb people: *Follow Johnathan because they think he's cool for putting someone down*
Collin: Damn middle school really sucks.

Example 2:
Disguise douchebag: Hey Alex, lets go do something fun
Alex and Disguise douchebag:*do some fun crap*
Disguise douchebag: Hey other friends! Alex is such a dumbass! he got 70% on a report card and thinks thats bad
by idonnowhoiam November 4, 2012
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Middlebyed

When you drive 8 or more hours for a weekend for jeeping and break with in the first 20 minutes that can not be fixed.
Eric went all the way to Burris Valley Ranch from Springfield, mo, just to be Middlebyed.
by GenRight Jeff March 1, 2018
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monaco middle school

A bullshit excuse for a middle filled with nothing but bitch-ass teachers and bitch-ass students. Its less of a school and more of a boxing arena. Their is at least 6 fights a month and instead of the helping to stop the fights students either record and laugh or jump in to help one student beat the fuck out of the other student. And because of all the bullshit in the school i suggest you choose a different place for your child to get an education.
by PUSSYxSLAYER321 January 30, 2018
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Forestwood Middle School

Ewww you go to forestwood middle school

Ya more like forest hood
by Fjjdjdcjdjdkcbc August 1, 2018
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Lincolnton Middle School

a place where you want to die as soon as you walk in the door. a place that people are fake asf. where you want to die the first seconds you walk through the doors.
“I fucking hate this school” “welcome to Lincolnton middle school
by 💭💓 November 18, 2018
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Kammerer Middle School

Kammerer Middle School is a public middle school in Louisville, Kentucky. It is awful and filled with wack teachers and students. Almost everybody at Kammerer is a worthless fuck that will do nothing with their life. Guys do hella gay stuff and think it’s fine if they say no homo. The girls mostly break their backs when they take mirror pictures in the nasty bathrooms.
If ur queer and can’t read or write then u probably go to Kammerer Middle School.
by MadThiccDad January 22, 2019
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