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Microsoft Fanboy

Notice how there are no other definitions for "Microsoft Fanboys," maybe because there is no such thing as a Microsoft Fanboy.

But iif you Search up, "Apple Fanboy" and you will notice how much differently Microsoft and Apple users are.

Microsoft users are laid back and use their computers for what they need to use them for (without any undeeded, overpriced extras that apple products have)
Apple Fanboy: "Hey, check out my new Ipod and iphone 4s that I got by staying all night on the release day! Its sooo much better than the Iphone 4 because its just faster!"

Microsoft User: "My Zune and windows phone has the same features as your ipod and iphone"

Apple Fanboy: "Well Ipods are better than Zunes anyway"

Microsoft User: "That's why you can plug your Zune in to your friend's computer and have music from other libraries too right?"

Apple Fanboy: "That just means you're poor and can't buy your music yourself along with a new device that comes out every year that costs 3000 dollars. You're just a Microsoft Fanboy, oh wait, shit, there's no such thing" *shutsups*
by Nycskater March 24, 2012
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microsoft

The company whose products (including programming languages, operating systems, and productivity software titles) form the backbone of modern computing.
Microsoft is a fine example of 'horizontal growth'.
by Shanya Almafeta May 9, 2003
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microsoft windows

despite what you hear, a pretty decent operating system (although its probably not worth 200 dollars...). It works fine, its very n00b friendly, and all it takes to install a program is a double click. yes, it crashes (of course windows me crashes a lot more...). so does linux, mac, freebsd, solaris... all operating systems crash. People who complain about it crashing are people who try to tinker with it. windows isnt made for tinkering, otherwise it would be open source. you wanna mess with stuff get gentoo freebsd. i've leave my windows machine on for months and it works just as fine as my notebook with linux on it. if windows were as bad as linux zealots said then it wouldnt be able to be sold for 200 bucks.
almost anything you do in any operating system an be done in any other operating system. just get the one you think has the prettiest gui.

example must include the term microsoft windows
by borstalbreakout September 22, 2006
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Microsoft word

The most technical pice of shit in the world dosen't even know the names of most mythlogical creatures
???????????? I hate this thing??????
by pyroman6 April 1, 2005
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microsoft

a big cheesie company that copies everything and makes it slow lagging and crashing a lot
apple-hey guys I made this original operationg system
microsoft-im just going to steel all your stuff and make it stupid
apple-you dont have permission you son of a b**** oh well i made mine look good and flashy and at the same time awsome!
microsoft-people already use my f***ing crappy unoriginal ideas anyway
(during this war apple takes back all of it's dignity back and saves the world by making Ipods, trading with google, and punching bill gates in big laughing groups!)
by steven beattie March 7, 2007
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Microsoftie

*One who highly endorses Microsoft.

*One who works for Microsoft.
"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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microsoft

an evilcompany that became successful by thievery, bullshitting customers, keeping quality control OFF the table, and pulling unfair marketing schemes to leach money from people across the globe. continues to thrive off the rest of the population minus Mac users and uses its corporate power to control its market. Still has hardly made an effort to improve Windows since they know they have control over the market. They release new windows just to increase profit, and these "upgrades" are in effect just like looking through a different window at the same damn thing-a junk-piled OS.

the xbox 360 is their only tangible product. this device is possibly the worst excuse for a video game system. the only reason people buy it is for the selection of video games and exclusive games like halo that microsoft bought out.
*new xbox 360 4gb commercial*
Billy: "Wow that actually sounds like something i might buy from microsoft. they finally decided to really improve the 360. built in wifi, slimmer and runs quieter, sounds like a worthy game system."
Jesus: Now billy, you may think that at the moment, but you must discern that this is Satan tempting you. If you buy the reasonably priced 4g version, you will be trapped into buying a $130 hardrive if you want to play co-op in Halo Reach. This is deceiful trickery, because they knew they could have made their 4gb system work with Halo Reach, but decided not to. This microsoft you speak of is only out for profit, so do not let them lay their selfish tricks on you."
by rageagainstmicrosoft December 21, 2010
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