Making Cake 

Earning money, getting cash, stacking bills, collecting coins, bringing in bacon, etc.

"If I could flip back to '87, I would've kept all my G.I. Joes in their boxes and be making cake on eBay right now."

Making Cake by Lewis! October 15, 2009

Milking a turtle 

Doing a lot of work for a reward that isn't really there.

guy 1: Hey man, I've been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.

guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.

Milking a turtle by doremiabc November 20, 2010

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.

You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)

These pretzels are making me thirsty by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007

milking yourself

To jerk off / masterbate

Man Milking yourself to some porn feels so good.

milking yourself by Hickey boy March 11, 2018

wank mining

Searching for porn.

Oh shit dudes,

I found this video through random wank mining efforts and put it up here 'cause I figured you guys would have a laugh. It had nothing to do with Meg White when I found it.

wank mining by itsnotmecraig October 26, 2007

Making love 

what my mom and dad are doing right now. i think it's funny because my mom calls my dad daddy, but grandpa is her father! silly silly mom, i hope she realizes they are married!

my mommy and my daddy are still making love, do you wanna come over and play fortnite?

i think the best part of my parents making love is that i get to see my dad when he isn't using the belt.

Making love by schizophrenic billy December 17, 2019

pocket mining 

masturbating by putting your hand in your pocket and playing with yourself through the fabric

"Oi, Smith, stop pocket mining and pay attention!"

pocket mining by FuryouMiko April 21, 2018