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METH DUMP

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
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Meth-Math

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021
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Meth Star

The biggest inanimate douche in the galaxy. Delivers multiple gassy blasts into the tightest of ass. Destroyer of middle to lower class families and defender of public masturbation/pubic pulling. As you jack your ween, don't be surprised if your foreskin is transformed into a lightly chilled beetle. Or wear Satan's recently removed face over yours as you tuck your tiny cock into a dumpster for the night. After multiple meetings with a Meth Star you will begin to have urges to fuck church pews and literally suck the tits off of dogs.
Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle, fuck. Meth Star's godly dick you will now suck.
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
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Meth mutt

Someone who is hell bent on getting high that they would do anything to get a fix. To the point of robbing friends and family and blaming them for thier treacherous habit
Brooke the meth mutt robbed me for everything leaving me with nothing and took it out on me
by Setzós March 26, 2017
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Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else
Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it
by thatsmethman October 22, 2020
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meth zombie

A meth zombie is some one who is addicted to meth and uses it every single day. The causally sell them selves for the drug and walk around like zombies. It can be a man or women that is a meth zombie.
Driving around in this part of town you see a lot of meth zombies out tonight.
by Daily words for the soul November 14, 2013
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liquid meth

5 hour energy mixed with a redbull, chased by a shot of espresso.

It will most likely kill you.
"We dared David to try some liquid meth. He got an engineering degree in 3 days, then his chest caved in and he bled caffeine."
by LoveDumpster December 17, 2013
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