mushroom menace

A person, typically female, who is simply on a mission to suck, stroke, or ride the male genitalia. 84% of any given day, this person is thinking of massive cock. They often love to be ejaculated on.

Kristen couldn't keep her hands out of my pants, I think she's a mushroom menace.

by ShmackDaddy April 10, 2009

Menace

Phycho path ‘harming ‘threatening and deadly

He going to blow up my house (•~•) and killed my dog he a menace

by Sir catando June 6, 2018

megababe

Fairly self-explanatory, this word is used to describe females with extraordinary sexual appeal that gools would just love to root but unfortuately, he's too much of a chuss.
(Sometimes shortened to "MB" for the purposes of discretion)

gools: "hey pk whats up"
pk: "holy shit gooley, your lecture is chockers with megababes! are you in with any of them!?"
gools: "no."
pk: "have you spoken to any of them..?"
gools: "no."
pk: ".. you're a chuss."
gools: "ok."

by peekers April 14, 2008

McNabbed

To barf, vomit, hurl, spew chunks, sell buicks,ralph...etc

Dude, I almost McNabbed when I saw that fugly chick's face!

by cliff27 October 23, 2006

megabore

something or someone that is extraordinarily BORING!

Liz: So how was you date with Arthur last nite?
Tanya: Man, he was a megabore. I fell asleep in the car "on" the way to dinner.

by poser1212 January 28, 2011

Megabyte

A very big bite. Could be accompanied by a roar.

I was so hungry, I finished a whopper in 2 megabytes.

by Matrixifyme August 19, 2006

Phantom Menace

The act of letting your dog shit in someone else's yard and then bending over to act like you are picking up the feces without actually doing so. Menace comes from the fact that your dog is making waste on another's property, and phantom comes from the fact that it must be done steathily. This manuever is usually performed at night but can performed during the day against neighbors you have absolutely no respect for.

I just pulled off the Phantom Menace during the day with Mr. Chang in the front yard. He yelled at me but I couldn't understand his oriental gibberish

by Reginald D. Emery January 18, 2012