a big nigga who loves this chick, but this chick does not like him at all. she trolled him into loving her but she was just playing.
by jett d'rosa November 27, 2022
Get the Lachie freakin Mathewsmug. A child sex predator. Hides in plain sight looking retarded when a young girl walks past he will bend her over spank her ass and drag her deep into his cave where he will mutilate her corps untill there is nothing left.
by A plughole beast February 1, 2020
Get the Mathew Dawkinsmug. Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.
by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024
Get the Mathewmug.