martinez twins

hot web stars from spain.

The first twin is emilio martinez and the second twin is ivan martinez

They're incredibly hot, sexy, kind, a savage, and cute as fuck. They both have their own special personalities, but sure can make any girl's heart melts in just a blink.

Their jawline can cut anything deeply, and their smile can light up the whole world.

Some fans admit their hotness makes them wet.

"Im drooling over a picture of the martinez twins"
"I could never focus on what the martinez twins are saying in their videos, they are too hot to understand"

by vennedy June 13, 2017

Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.

"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"

by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008

martin brody that ho

martin brody is the hero in the jaws movies:
when your about to cum on your girls face..get dead serious...look her square in the eye and say "smile you son of a bitch"

sick of the superman?...sick of the roosevelt?...martin brody that ho!

by villasrat October 20, 2008

Martined

The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.

I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?

by SighsMatrs April 19, 2020

Martin Cabello III

A man who has been exploited by the US Government and US Military. He is mentally challenged and suffers from Autism. Known for his obscure post on Instagram and other social media apps. He is married to another person with autism they currently have a son. He has had brain injuries. His neighbors have tortured him. Bad people in the military have sexually or physically abused his wife. He does good for the world as well such as taking in kids who are being in trafficking acts and other stuff. Martin is a misunderstood person. He has ties with Josh Powell. Martin has been trying to be a good person in life but the military and government have stopped that. Martin is also known for his own religion, Cabellosim. Where he uses the bible and science and physics in it. An example is Adam is know as an atom cause they are making up every single thing. Martin needs to be protected

Sigma male: Look it's Martin Cabello III he is doing the most he can for the world

by MartincabelloIII May 10, 2022

Biddeford Martini

A coffee brandy and milk drink. Consumed by women of high moral standing with sophisicated tastes. Beware may carry infections.

So I danced with this chick and bought her a drink, she ordered a biddeford martini, I knew I was in like flynn.

by Fingers December 15, 2004

aqueous martini

An aqueous martini is simply water, served in a fancy wineglass, with an olive in it. It is a beverage favored by the wealthy elite, or people obsessed with the latest 'in' items.

Esme Squalor: "All this awesome villainy has me absolutely parched. I need a drink. Should I have an aqueous martini, or a parsley soda? "

by That Bum You Saw On The Street March 29, 2019