manstrous

Used to describe a man with a very large penis.

His cock must have been a foot long. He was positively manstrous!

by tina January 19, 2003

Manstrel

A personified Minstrel, so called for its distinctly human-esque features and possible Elephant Man qualities. Deformity at its best.

"Liz and Linz were eating Minstrels in 2002, when Linz pulled one out of the bag declaring, 'Shit, this looks like a man. Lets call it a Manstrel.' "

by LiznLinz June 11, 2008

Masty

Hypocrite Person who claims not to masturbate

I promise I don't masturbate. Bro, you fucking masty!

by KringleKraft January 21, 2016

Malak el mansy

Malak el mansy is a wonderful hot sexy and adorable everyone falls in her beauty and anyone would love to be with her she’s a shining star in the dark she’s unique and dosent want to be anyone other then herself she’s not a fake like most of the people she stands out she’s crazy and makes everyone around her laugh in some sort of way she’ll never let you down and never leave you in a time when you really need her she’s a comforting friend if your friends with her get closer to her (please show this to her I’m with her in school and I love her)

Malak el mansy:is an attractive hot sexy intelligent person

by Malak el mansy April 23, 2018

mansturbate

when you a bate a man into a forest while not wearing any clothes

Person 1: Did you see all the men come out of the forest this morning?
Person 2: Oh, I was in the mood. I had to mansturbate last night.

by Mololo October 25, 2010

Manstrual Cycle

The time in wadolesence when the young man regresses to a female likeness. Can develop the following symptoms: Short temperedness, irrationallity, agressive, development of breasts (man boobs), increased sex drive yet a decreased success.

Steer clear of Adam he's at that time in his manstrual cycle.

by Lewis Wandon June 7, 2005

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008