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electronic masturbation

The process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.
I had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime I use this program. It serves no purpose. It is like electronic masturbation. It does me no good!
by Dallas's Widget March 5, 2011
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Information Masturbation

The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.
Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.
by wobblewarble December 22, 2012
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Manic Masturbation March

The March equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Also known as the manic masturbation month, Destroy Dick December can be stimulation from a variety of ways, but Manic Masturbation March must just be you, your hand and your trusty icognito tab.
Oh, thank god Fuck Fapping February is finally over! I've been looking forward to some quality time in Manic Masturbation March.
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
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mega march masturbation mayhem

Mega March Masturbation Mayhem is an exciting sport for men to play to show who can nut the most. Fill a bracket with 32 men who's ready to play head-to-head. Each player has 24 hours to nut more times than their opponent to move on to the next round. Keep winning to be crowned champion of Mega March Masturbation Mayhem.
Dude are you ready to start Mega March Masturbation Mayhem?
by MasterDebater159 March 20, 2020
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Chain Masturbation

Pretty much the same concept as chain smoking. Chain Masturbation is where you use the cum from your previous ejaculation as lube for your subsequent jack off.
Dude, last night he chain masturbated until his dick was sore and he started shooting blanks.

chain masturbation hurts.
by jewmichael November 15, 2006
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Masturbation

'You done some masturbation today, bro?' 'I tried til I cried.'
by Tswei November 8, 2019
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concert masturbation

n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.
The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.
by shootinshark February 28, 2009
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