Maniture

furniture unique to man before he has a significant other. aka, bachelor furniture, worn in, old, etc.

"You need to get rid of Jordan's old beat up, 80's style, fart smelling, cigarette burnt maniture before you move in with him."

by nagemnatsirk November 15, 2011

Manitoba Milk Bag

It is a canadian sex act where milking girl is on all fours, with her breasts hanging in free air, then they are milked like a cow, with occasionally giving her nipple crunch, and some light punches in the breasts. To make it more interesting usually a man also does the girl in her ass in doggie style during this.

When she said she had delivered baby just a few months ago, the gang got excited to do Manitoba milk bag with her

by Killer Gunshot November 28, 2010

manbitch

an engineer male or a full grown man whines and whinges about everything

a guy friend complains to you, "this is really hard, i can't do it, FML!!"

you reply, "true, it is pretty hard"

correct reply, "stop being a manbitch, and do it"

by Mr. All-Nighter June 5, 2010

Tall Manlet

A tall person that avereges about 6'3 or 6'2 that is skinny and anyone that is 5'9 or below could kick their ass.

I don't get it The tall Manlet is taking the blonde but that's not safe, the fact that she is confident is sad as anyone could drop that Tall Manlet.

by Darte July 1, 2016

maglite

A waterproof torch, the beam of which can be focussed tightly or diffused, that comes in various sizes from keyring sized (single AAA battery) to large enough to kill somebody with.

Many immitators but still the best.

Can't see what you're doing? Get your maglite out.
Haven't got one? What kind of spanner are you?

by edjog December 19, 2005

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

Malito

A mexican slang word use to refer to a retarded knigga that is either actually fully autistic and thinks hes playing call of duty when hes just shooting up a school ,or a fucktart that is embarresing themselve just by showing up at school and probably a drugie

Ex,
Malito kid: blast *PUMPED UP KICKS* during passing periods
Secuirty guards: *tackle the absolute out of him*
Crowd: Damn
Diego: WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL U LAST TIME U MALITO BASTARD

by anonymous June 13, 2019